TELEPHONIC CROW NEWS!
The Crow line number is changing from TODAY… for the three Crow Friends who use it, please update your contact records to…. *drum roll*….
And again, that’s… 01283 295100.
If you’re outside the United Kingdom it’s +44 (0) 1283 295100.
For Corvids, Raven, Chough, Jackdaw, Magpie and such like, it’s 01283 295100.
All Tits, Starlings, Noisy Gulls, Wading Birds, Cormorants and Flamingo, please dial 01283 295100.
For Squirrels, Pine Martens, Water Vole and Badgers, please use 01283 295100.
If you’re a Big 5 Game Species, dial call 01283 295100 and try not to eat anyone in the process please.
Mobile phone numbers, e-mails, snail mails, social media messaging, WormsApp, Twigter and Carrier Pigeons are all unaffected by this change.
Thanks you lovely lot!